NTel Nutra Cryptic Messages Reveal New Pre-Workout

Last week was an interesting week for us here at Fitness Informant. We received several cryptic messages from the NTel Nutra brand. On Tuesday, July 16th we received a text message that contained a voice text and an email. Here are those details:

Subject: ADA BULLETIN – CLASSIFIED
Body: GREETINGS,

YOU’RE RECEIVING THIS TRANSMISSION BECAUSE YOU WERE SELECTED BY A VERY PRIVATE DEVELOPMENT AGENCY TO BETA TEST OUR NEWEST CREATION.

YOU WILL RECEIVE A PARCEL BY WAY OF UPS TOMORROW.

YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO USE THIS PRODUCT IMMEDIATELY & TAKE YOUR TRAINING TO A LEVEL THAT HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN EXPERIENCED BY MORTALS.

TO DOCUMENT SUCH AN EVENT, WE REQUEST THAT YOU TAKE SUFFICIENT VIDEO EVIDENCE OF YOUR UNBOXING, TASTING, AND THE AFTERMATH OF YOUR TRAINING SESSION. DOING SO WILL HELP PRESERVE YOUR EXCELLENCE, AND BREED REWARDS YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE.

WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR RECEIPT OF “B3T4-01” & WILL WATCH FOR YOUR DOCUMENTATION TO REACH SOCIAL MEDIA.

YOU MAY BE CONTACTED AGAIN. BE READY.

**PLEASE TERMINATE THIS MESSAGE UPON RECEIPT.**

A. DONIS
AREZ DEVELOPMENT AGENCY
ワークアウト前開発機関

Not only was there this communication we received, we also received a separate email from our retail partner Suppz.com:

Subject: <CLASSIFIED> PUBLIC BULLETIN: 07.18.2019

Body: TO ALL WHOM APPLY,

 

THE SCTD (SUPPZ CONTROL TESTING DEPARTMENT) WILL BE CONDUCTING HIGHLY CLASSIFIED TRIALS UNDER THE INSTRUCTION OF THE ADA ON FRIDAY JULY 19TH. WE WILL DEPLOY THE BETA SAMPLE OF THEIR LATEST PRE-TRAINING CREATION NO LATER THAN 1900, AND WILL REPORT OUR FINDINGS TO THE PUBLIC ONCE THEY ARE NO LONGER REDACTED. 

 

**PLEASE STAY CLEAR OF THE TEST SITE.** 

 

LOOK TOWARDS THE LIKES OF US, FITNESS DEAL NEWS, FITNESS INFORMANT, & STACK3D FOR YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT. 

 

IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE FURTHER INSTRUCTION:

PLEASE EVACUATE THE GYM, BUY THE CLOSEST TUB OF AREZ PRE-WORKOUT, AND DO BENCH PRESS UNTIL THE GODS FORGIVE US ALL. 

 

A. THINA

SUPPZ CONTROL TESTING DEPARTMENT

BADGE #: G41NZ4LLD4Y

Sure enough, the next day we received a UPS package containing what appeared to be a new pre-workout from the brand. The instructions on the sample indicated to take the supplement 15-30 minutes prior to training, which would indicate this as a new pre-workout supplement. The signature line of the email also stated “Arez Developement Agency” which would give us a clew to Arez, the popular pre-workout from NTel Nutra. Finally, the email from Suppz indicated it was a “pre-training creation,” which was another hint. 

An image released today by NTel Nutra (as seen above) gives us more hints on what this potential new product may contain. The Chinese script has been translated into English for your convenience. The main heading, used on the transmissions and then supplement sample, translates to “Super.” This could be a hint that we have a new “Super” version of a pre-workout coming, potentially Arez.

There are several other hints on the image, via translations, that stick out to us and may indicate this being a pre-workout supplement. The first is the words PeakO2. PeakO2 is a blend of mushrooms that increase oxygen uptake. It is a great ingredient used in some new pre-workouts on the market. Another one that stands out is GBB GO, which is essentially a form of Carnitine on steroids, that really causes the user to sweat. The last hint is the translation of “Water Pump,” which would indicate there is a pump matrix in this product of some sort.

We do not know if NTel is planning on launching a new pre-workout or not, but given the communications received, the sample and today’s hints, it appears that this may be the exact case. If we are getting a new version of Arez, people may lose their minds.

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